Recruitment based jokes are shocking, today I set out to find the funniest jokes relating to recruitment and to be honest I was totally underwhelmed by the standard.
So instead I thought I would share with you a list of jokes which I personally deem pretty painful with the occasional raised smile at the classic nature of some of them. (Taken from the Undercover Recruiter website.)
Feel free to add your own jokes which you yourselves find hilarious, see if you can do better.
* I just lost my job as a Psychic. I did not see that coming. * Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. * I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee. *If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard. *I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it anymore. *I love being a maze designer. I get completely lost in my work.